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As Grandmother used to say

Onion skins very thin, mild winter coming in

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Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.

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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing
the thinking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson

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It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's what you're taking for it...

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A husband was in big trouble
when he forgot his wedding
anniversary.

His wife told him... "Tomorrow
there better be something in
the driveway for me that goes
zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found
a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the
husband have been set for Saturday.



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A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.

The man says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid," says the man.

The woman says, "I was hired this morning
by the lady of the house."

The man says, "Well, this is her husband.
Is she there?"

The woman replies, "She is upstairs in
the bedroom with someone who I figured
was her husband."

The man is fuming and says to the maid,
"Listen, would you l