Jokes 31/7
From
GM3YEW@21:5/101 to
HUMOUR on Wed Jul 31 04:23:05 2019
R:190731/0547Z 6518@GB7YEW.#79.GBR.EURO LinBPQ6.0.18
As Grandmother used to say
A red evening and a grey morning sets the pilgrim walking
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I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have
finally found inner peace.
A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle
of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and
Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee
AR in ned ov inr pis
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HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life;
is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...
Don't waste them on exercise . Everything