________________________________________
/ We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you \
| a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare |
| Krishna And a Sun Myung Moon! |
| |
\ -- Maxwell Smart /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Marriage is a romance in which the hero \
\ dies in the first chapter. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
< Every solution breeds new problems. >
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

__________________________________
/ Support your right to bare arms! \
| |
| -- A message from the National |
\ Short-Sleeved Shirt Association /
----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Real software engineers don't debug \
| programs, they verify correctness. This |
| process doesn't necessarily involve |
| execution of anything on a computer, |
| except perhaps a Correctness |
\ Verification Aid package. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ It's no surprise that things are so \
| screwed up: everyone that knows how to |
| run a government is either driving |
| taxicabs or cutting hair. |
| |
\ -- George Burns /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an \
\ END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!! /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ I'm not offering myself as an example; \
\ every life evolves by its own laws. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ If the master dies and the disciple \
| grieves, the lives of both have been |
\ wasted. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Most people can't understand how others \
| can blow their noses differently than |
| they do. |
| |
\ -- Turgenev /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Blutarsky's Axiom: \
| |
| Nothing is impossible for the man who |
\ will not listen to reason. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Honorable, adj.: \
| |
| Afflicted with an impediment in one's |
| reach. In legislative |
| |
| bodies, it is customary to mention all |
| members as honorable; as, |
| |
| "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy |
| cur." |
| |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's |
\ Dictionary" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Divorce Assumption: \
| |
| A form of Safety Net-ism, the belief |
| that if a marriage doesn't work out, |
| then there is no problem because |
| partners can simply seek a divorce. |
| |
| -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: |
| Tales for an Accelerated |
| |
\ Culture" /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ <joost> Do you mean to say that I can \
| read mail with vi too? ;-) <Joey> |
| Didn't you know that? <Joey> :r |
| /var/spool/mail/jk |
| |
\ -- Seen on #debian-mentors /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Committee Rules: \
| |
| (1) Never arrive on time, or you will |
| be stamped a beginner. |
| |
| (2) Don't say anything until the |
| meeting is half over; this |
| |
| stamps you as being wise. |
| |
| (3) Be as vague as possible; this |
| prevents irritating the |
| |
| others. |
| |
| (4) When in doubt, suggest that a |
| subcommittee be appointed. |
| |
| (5) Be the first to move for |
| adjournment; this will make you |
| |
| popular -- it's what everyone is |
\ waiting for. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ "It is better for civilization to be \
| going down the drain than to be coming |
| up it." |
| |
\ -- Henry Allen /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You are only young once, but you can \
\ stay immature indefinitely. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 1 \
| |
| proof by example: |
| |
| The author gives only the case n = 2 |
| and suggests that it |
| |
| contains most of the ideas of the |
| general proof. |
| |
| proof by intimidation: |
| |
| 'Trivial'. |
| |
| proof by vigorous handwaving: |
| |
| Works well in a classroom or seminar |
\ setting. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________
/ Don't steal... the IRS hates \
\ competition! /
------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If for every rule there is an \
| exception, then we have established |
| that there is an exception to every |
| rule. If we accept "For every rule |
| there is an exception" as a rule, then |
| we must concede that there may not be |
| an exception after all, since the rule |
| states that there is always the |
| possibility of exception, and if we |
| follow it to its logical end we must |
| agree that there can be an exception to |
| the rule that for every rule there is |
| an exception. |
| |
\ -- Bill Boquist /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Some men are all right in their place \
| -- if they only the knew the right |
| places! |
| |
\ -- Mae West /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Behind all the political rhetoric being \
| hurled at us from abroad, we are |
| bringing home one unassailable fact -- |
| [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized |
| standard, committed against innocent |
| people, away from the scene of |
| political conflict, and must be dealt |
| with as a crime. . . . |
| |
| [I]n our recognition of the nature of |
| terrorism as a crime lies our best hope |
| of dealing with it. . . . |
| |
| [L]et us use the tools that we have. |
| Let us invoke the cooperation we have |
| the right to expect around the world, |
| and with that cooperation let us shrink |
| the dark and dank areas of sanctuary |
| until these cowardly marauders are held |
| to answer as criminals in an open and |
| public trial for the crimes they have |
| committed, and receive the punishment |
| they so richly deserve. |
| |
| -- William H. Webster, Director, |
| Federal Bureau of Investigation, 15 Oct |
\ 1985 /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Cobol programmers are down in the \
\ dumps. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Give your child mental blocks for \
\ Christmas. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Truth is hard to find and harder to \
\ obscure. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so \
| ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture |
| that came with the wallet he bought. |
| |
\ -- Rodney Dangerfield /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ The college graduate is presented with \
| a sheepskin to cover his intellectual |
| nakedness. |
| |
\ -- Robert M. Hutchins /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Imagine if every Thursday your shoes \
| exploded if you tied them the usual |
| way. This happens to us all the time |
| with computers, and nobody thinks of |
| complaining. |
| |
\ -- Jeff Raskin /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)