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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Tue Nov 29 07:01:28 2022
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    "I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant."
    "What on earth do you need an elephant for?"
    "I don't. I just need the money."
    --Sam Levenson
    RD Issue: January 1951

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Wed Nov 30 02:16:00 2022
    Jay,


    "I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant."
    "What on earth do you need an elephant for?"
    "I don't. I just need the money."

    I'm only one step away from being rich. All I need is money.

    Daryl

    ... Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
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