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    From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Ward Dossche on Sun Feb 27 19:39:00 2022
    Ward,

    Well ... it's Arkansas ...

    Are there a lot of pirates there?

    It depends where you look for them. <G>

    I'm all for dill pickle potato chips and icecream sandwiches ...

    At one time, Lay's had 2 special flavors, but they didn't last (darn it!). Sausage Gravy Biscuit, and Garlic Cheese Toast.

    As for ice cream sandwiches, I prefer the Neopolitan. But, with chocolate having caffeine, and that causing my heart to race, I have to limit that.
    Plus, I'm wondering if I'm becoming lactose intolerant. I surely don't want
    to be like the critter in the Barbershop Quartet Group "Lunch Break" with
    their routine of "Old MacDonald Had A Deformed Farm". They had such critters as:

    1) A kleptomaniac seagull
    2) A lisping snake
    3) A dyslexic cat
    4) A bunion infested centipede
    5) A hyperactive sloth
    6) A narcoleptic pig
    7) A lactose intolerant cow
    8) A terrified squirrel
    9) An attention deficit disorder dog

    Just search YouTube for "Lunch Break Old MacDonald Deformed Farm". There likely are more than one video on it. The two that come to mind are the one from a quartet convention, and a post Christmas show at Carnegie Hall. The group does a cappella four part harmony...and they are a scream to watch.

    Daryl

    ... To err is human, to purr feline.
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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Daryl Stout on Mon Feb 28 13:52:44 2022
    Daryl,

    Well ... it's Arkansas ...

    Are there a lot of pirates there?

    It depends where you look for them. <G>

    Well, they should be there because it says 'AHRRRRrrrrrrkansas' ...

    \%/@rd

    {it's really bad when you have to explain the joke. I'm OK if Michiel doesn't get it, but "you" ??}

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  • From John Dovey@4:920/69.1 to Ward Dossche on Mon Feb 28 08:41:02 2022
    Well, they should be there because it says 'AHRRRRrrrrrrkansas' ...

    Ok. That got a groan outta me. It's *almost* bad enough to be a Dad Joke ;-)


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Ward Dossche on Mon Feb 28 16:32:00 2022
    Ward,

    Well ... it's Arkansas ...

    Are there a lot of pirates there?

    It depends where you look for them. <G>

    Well, they should be there because it says 'AHRRRRrrrrrrkansas' ...

    {it's really bad when you have to explain the joke. I'm OK if Michiel doesn't get it, but "you" ??}

    I'm actually originally from Florida...so I'm not a native Arkansan.

    Daryl

    ... At a nudist wedding, you can always tell who the best man is.
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