if you are not the owner of a third leg, just remember do not put an iced lolli up your ya know. Doctors are saying its a horrible idea.


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if you are not the owner of a third leg, just remember do not put an iced lolli up your ya know. Doctors are saying its a horrible idea.

Which doctor was that? Doctor Freud?

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On 19 Jul 22 07:41:07, Utopian Galt said the following to All:

if you are not the owner of a third leg, just remember do not put an iced lolli up your ya know. Doctors are saying its a horrible idea.

In junior high school there was a girl who had to go to the doctor to have a hot dog weiner pulled out of her snatchola.

Or so the widely-circulated story went...

... which I did not realise was a common story circulated amongst many schools nationwide if not worldwide.

Atreyu

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In junior high school there was a girl who had to go to the doctor to
have a hot dog weiner pulled out of her snatchola.

Or so the widely-circulated story went...

I worked for a youth service in 1971/1972, helping youngsters with problems.

In walks a novice-nun who had a herring shoved up her vagina. Problem is the scales prevent it from going in the other direction "please don't tell mother superior".

I can tell stories about carrots, zuchinis, cucumbers ... also stuck in a guy's ass◄

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On 19 Jul 22 21:13:06, Erection Coordinator said the following to Atreyu:

In walks a novice-nun who had a herring shoved up her vagina. Problem is th scales prevent it from going in the other direction "please don't tell moth superior".

The way the hotdog-weiner story was told was VERY convincing, in great detail and how this girl was in a lot of trouble with her conservative parents, had to go to counselling, etc... going to assume no more hotdogs or any foods shaped like dicks.

I can tell stories about carrots, zuchinis, cucumbers ... also stuck in a guy's ass

It hurts to attempt a home-prostate-exam so I'll believe anything.

Atreyu

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BY: Erection Coordinator(2:292/854)

if you are not the owner of a third leg, just remember do not put an iced
lolli up your ya know. Doctors are saying its a horrible idea.

Which doctor was that? Doctor Freud?

Some doctors in the United Kingdom had to post warnings.


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if you are not the owner of a third leg, just remember do not put UG>EC> UG> an iced
lolli up your ya know. Doctors are saying its a horrible idea. UG>EC>

Which doctor was that? Doctor Freud?

Some doctors in the United Kingdom had to post warnings.

Bullshit ... no such thing ever happened...

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BY: Erection Coordinator(2:292/854)

if you are not the owner of a third leg, just remember do not

put

an iced
lolli up your ya know. Doctors are saying its a horrible

idea.

Which doctor was that? Doctor Freud?

Some doctors in the United Kingdom had to post warnings.

Bullshit ... no such thing ever happened...

https://www.her.ie/health/ice-lollies-latest-thing-women-warned-not-put-vaginas-474442



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Some doctors in the United Kingdom had to post warnings.

Bullshit ... no such thing ever happened...

https://www.her.ie/health/ice-lollies-latest-thing-women-warned-not-put-v aginas-474442

I repeat: "Bullshit" ...

1) The article you're quoting is Irish. For your information, Ireland is not
a part of the United Kingdom ... they fought a bloody war for their
freedom. Sorry you skipped school when geography was on;

2) No doctor ever said anything of that nature, there is no other reference
to a dr Sarah Whelch anywhere in Europe plus Metro is not exactly the
publication to be used as a trustworthy reference, neither is 'her.ie' btw

3) There is something on the internet for everyone, sometimes you have to
look for a long time before finding. In your case 3 days ...

BTW, that text is already 2 years past. Also ...

"What's more, putting any foodstuff inside your vagina can introduce
microbes, disrupting its normal balance and allowing an environment for
bacteria to grow and infections to develop."

Oh dear ... bacteria on a frozen lolly? Someone needs to explain me ... besides, any idea how filthy the dick of an average guy is? Or the dirt under your fingernails when fingering your lady ... Or the situational awareness of a cucumber?

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