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    From metalhead@VERT/ALKY to All on Wed Jan 4 06:49:00 2017
    Now that I think about it.. I'd be interested to know why some people spend
    so much time studying their religion. (I get why people in Islamic nations do it, but why the other people?)

    If they would have spent all that time studying economics, or law, they would be millionaires.

    If you follow it extremely closely, what can your religion do for you?

    Sex is one of the best pleasures of the flesh. I get the impression that I won't be getting any, in heaven. But do the Muslims get laid in heaven,
    like with the virgins?

    With Catholicism, a lot of us hear suggestions that we will be with our loved ones in heaven, but I don't really know too much about that verse.. That
    would be my #1 priority as a Catholic, to be with my loved ones, but what if the Muslims are the ones with the correct bible? Then I should be focusing on virgin banging (and a whole lot more, I'm sure.)

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  • From Gryphon@VERT/CYBERIA to metalhead on Wed Jan 4 09:47:00 2017
    On 01/04/17, metalhead said the following...

    Now that I think about it.. I'd be interested to know why some people spend so much time studying their religion. (I get why people in Islamic nations do it, but why the other people?)

    If they would have spent all that time studying economics, or law, they would be millionaires.

    If you follow it extremely closely, what can your religion do for you?

    Sex is one of the best pleasures of the flesh. I get the impression that
    I won't be getting any, in heaven. But do the Muslims get laid in heaven, like with the virgins?

    With Catholicism, a lot of us hear suggestions that we will be with our loved ones in heaven, but I don't really know too much about that
    verse.. That would be my #1 priority as a Catholic, to be with my loved ones, but what if the Muslims are the ones with the correct bible? Then
    I should be focusing on virgin banging (and a whole lot more, I'm sure.)

    You can contemplate you navel all you want, but it won't get you any closer
    to the truth. If you replace one word in your text above with another,
    you'll get the exact same meaning. Let me show you:

    Now that I think about it.. I'd be interested to know why some people spend so much time studying their Fandom. (I get why people in the Game Thrones fandom do it, but why the other people?)

    If they would have spent all that time studying economics, or law, they would be millionaires.

    If you follow it extremely closely, what can your fandom do for you?

    Sex is one of the best pleasures of the flesh. I get the impression that
    I won't be getting any, in westeros. But do the cosplayers get laid in conventions, like with the virgins?

    With Star Wars, a lot of us hear suggestions that we will be with our loved ones in The Force, but I don't really know too much about that verse.. That would be my #1 priority as a Jedi, to be with my loved
    ones, but what if the Sith are the ones with the correct bible? Then
    I should be focusing on virgin banging (and a whole lot more, I'm sure.)

    It's funny how just replacing certain words in your thoughts, they they have the exact same meaning

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  • From Dumas Walker@VERT/CAPCITY2 to Gryphon on Wed Jan 4 16:24:00 2017
    Sex is one of the best pleasures of the flesh. I get the impression that
    I won't be getting any, in westeros. But do the cosplayers get laid in conventions, like with the virgins?


    I am pretty certain that is why the folks I know go to those conventions, and some of those cosplayers are pretty hot. :D


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  • From Jazzy_J@VERT/JAYSCAFE to metalhead on Sun Jan 22 19:04:06 2017
    On Wed, 4 Jan 2017 06:49:00 +0000
    "metalhead" <metalhead@VERT/ALKY> wrote:

    Now that I think about it.. I'd be interested to know why some people
    spend so much time studying their religion. (I get why people in
    Islamic nations do it, but why the other people?)

    If they would have spent all that time studying economics, or law,
    they would be millionaires.

    If you follow it extremely closely, what can your religion do for you?

    Sex is one of the best pleasures of the flesh. I get the impression
    that I won't be getting any, in heaven. But do the Muslims get laid
    in heaven, like with the virgins?

    With Catholicism, a lot of us hear suggestions that we will be with
    our loved ones in heaven, but I don't really know too much about that
    verse.. That would be my #1 priority as a Catholic, to be with my
    loved ones, but what if the Muslims are the ones with the correct
    bible? Then I should be focusing on virgin banging (and a whole lot
    more, I'm sure.)

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    Some people don't care about being a millionaire. They want to bring
    peace to their lives. Faith/Religion/Church can help them calm their
    storms.

    Jay

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  • From metalhead@VERT/ALKY to Jazzy_J on Wed Jan 25 03:24:00 2017
    Some people don't care about being a millionaire. They want to bring peace to their lives. Faith/Religion/Church can help them calm their storms.

    I forgot about that. Now that you've mentioned it, I have heard of that.
    People in prison, people who've suffered a tragedy, etc, they need something
    to set their minds straight.

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