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    From BTDT@VERT/CENTERMA to Hausmaus on Sun Oct 31 03:32:00 2010
    Re: yes!!
    By: Hausmaus to Digital Man on Sat Mar 08 2003 17:50:00


    Double barrel....pump shotgun.

    Someone doesn't know their firearms.


    I was kidding. Being a relatively new father, going shooting (and buying and other cool macho stuff) has just been a lower priority for me. :-)

    However, when your lovely little girl gets to be dating age, I assure
    you that you will be interested in a nice 12-gauge double-barrel pump shotgun.

    Why you ask?

    Because you will be cleaning it ever-so-meticulously when her date
    shows up to pick her up... you will smile while cleaning the gun and
    look her date directly in the eye and say "You like 'er? She's a
    beaut." You look at him a little more sternly and say, "The gun, not
    my daughter."

    Hee-hee.

    Actually happened to me when I was 16. ;)

    Later,
    HM




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  • From Mindless Automaton@VERT/ELDRITCH to Angus Mcleod on Sun Oct 16 21:54:20 2011
    Angus Mcleod wrote:
    Re: yes!!
    By: Hausmaus to Digital Man on Sat Mar 08 2003 17:50:00

    Actually happened to me when I was 16. ;)

    A friend of mine went to pick up his date and found her father cleaning a K-framed Smith with a stern expression on his face. My friend said "Hey! Mine
    is a Czech CZ-75!", dropped the clip, racked back the slide and handed it over
    for inspection.

    I don't think he went out with the girl for long, but he's still good friends with her old man...


    Hahaha! Thats story never gets old, Angus! Oh wait, its eight years
    old.. nevermind.

    -Mindless Automaton
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