This is a humorous page I found describing the process of shooting~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yourself in the foot in various programming languages: http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html

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